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My worst haircut was when I was an 8th grader. I was a tomboy so I liked my hair short. However, this cut was too short. I got on the school bus and the older kids yelled out, \who’s the new boy?\ It hurt my feelings and self-image terribly.
Went into an upscale beauty salon with shoulder length curly hair – came out with a “military cut…” which happened to match the hair stylist’s own hair. UGH. December – NO HAIR!!
Because she had beautiful red hair down to her waist I believed my dear friend Pam would be an expert when it came to a new do. I got a little nervous when she mentioned something about using a razor, but I took another shot of tequila and continued to leave my head in her hands. Three months later I was brave enough to go to a professional, take off my ski hat and ask if there was any possibility my scalp could at least look covered. Lesion learned.
My worste haircut ever was when I was in middle school. The woman that cut my hair squared it instead of layering it in curls. I was angry for days!!!
My God… I’ve cut my own hair for about 20 years now.. I was trimming the back and the #3 guard slipped off and I was stuck with a nice little notch in the back of my hair for about three weeks. However in retrospect I’ve saved about $7000 over that time!!
she cut my hair too short and I was bald
umm my curl long hair everybody used to have a glimpse of me whanever i move and now its too short and it feels like my clothes have been put off whanever i look mirror it looks terrible it looks like a kid with such hilarious hair …. Fuck its been a week i havent steped out *
My worst haircut ever was when i was in my sister’s wedding. I only wanted a trim and the lady cut it so short it looked like a baby’s haircut! I was soooo embarrassed and there was nothing i could do but to suck it up and wait for it to grow back…
My worst hair was just about 3 months when it was cut too short but it has grown a bit now.
my worst hair cut was recently when i got an a-symmetrical cut. It was really horrible and it took a while to grow back. I really looked like a boy.I wore hats that only added to the boyish implications of the cut.
My worst haircut ever was when I let my girl cousin experment on my hair for her first haircut outta barber school