$1 quickfire caption contest

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  1. Be at least 18.
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  4. Write a 1 – 100 word caption for the photo above.
  5. Post your caption in the comments to this blog post by Wednesday, September 14th  at 1:00 pm EST.
  6. Check our blog to see if you’re one of the 5 lucky winners!

    67 Responses to “$1 quickfire caption contest”

    1. Michael O. says:

      king and queen

    2. chris h. says:

      “I can’t wait to find out if your head is really shaped like Gumby’s”

      “lay off the hair!”

    3. kristina Lackey says:

      And they say teen marriage is high now……

    4. TINA H. says:

      Are we almost there?

    5. Ginger S. says:

      When I was your age, we had to get dressed up to go to school but atleast we had a ride the 30 miles and didn’t have to walk.

    6. Kristin D says:

      Oh yeah that’s right guys, she’s all mine

    7. JANET D. says:

      Will and Kate have nothing on us!

      • karen k. says:

        our names are will and kate too we said our vows when they did and called our 7 year live togather relation a royal marrage

    8. Carolyn K. says:

      Congratulations to this year’s winners of the “Fake Smile” awards!

    9. Brittany Brown says:

      Your 18 right????

    10. JoAnn S. says:

      We still going after 50 years

    11. Vicitation M. says:

      we still got a nice weeding than them…(still smiling)

    12. Keisha c. says:

      we’re ready to get this over with

    13. Kelly B. says:

      Married for 50 years and growing old together, and more in love with eachother everyday!

    14. Cassie D. says:

      Man: “I knew I should have let my mother pick my wife.”
      Woman: “I knew I shouldn’t have let my mother pick my haircut.”

    15. tabatha l. says:

      dont they look happy with there fake smiles! ( there just realizing what they got them self into)

    16. Ken S. says:

      Hurry up and take the picture we’ve been posing like this for 2 hours.

    17. Doug mccullar says:

      When does the fun begin

    18. Kammie W. says:

      Honeymoon here we come!!!!

    19. Mark S. says:

      “Mom NEVER said ANYTHING about wearing a TIARA
      when she married my Father”…….

    20. Jenn M. says:

      The perfect day

    21. Jenn M. says:

      The perfect day

    22. Belinda K. says:

      John and Mary tried unsuccessfully to conceal their impure thoughts about their wedding night as they waved goodbye to their family.

    23. jackie h. says:

      wow miss thats stilish

    24. Charlotte H. says:

      “Can you believe we looked that cheezy fifty years ago?”

    25. Stacy M. says:

      Brad and Janet! before the ill-fated rainstorm!!

    26. Helen R says:

      Now let’s get ourselves on The Newlywed Game.

    27. Cyme W. says:

      I am so glad that our school has a drama class!

    28. Kelly Alexandra S. says:

      They haven’t quite found out yet that they are actually brother and sister seperated at birth. . .

    29. Susan M. says:

      OK Mom, enough with the pictures. Let’s go – it’s Miller time!

    30. Leah K. says:

      The beginning of ‘Happily ever after’

    31. Nora C. says:

      Don’t you know in twenty or thirty years our kids are going to get a kick out of this? A crown, Mom, you must be kidding and what’s with the doo, Dad?

    32. Sarah W. says:

      I’m so glad polyester is in style, it’s so inexpensive and timeless!

    33. Dianna S. says:

      And to think…This is only the beginning!

    34. Christopher H. says:

      That good old 1950′s

    35. Dave K. says:

      Dear Mom and Dad… Hope this didn’t give you a heart attack… It’s one of those stick-your-head-in-the-hole photos from the fair… NOW we’re even…

    36. Donna A. says:

      YOU WILL ALWAYS BE QUEEN OF MY HEART.

    37. phyllis f. says:

      OK who’s the jerk who blackmailed us on Facebook??

    38. judith n. says:

      happy that were moving out of our parents homes ,and in our own

    39. Julie S. says:

      Hooray, we did it!

    40. Catherine S. says:

      American Gothic Redux

    41. Nikki D. says:

      Honey, I’m wearing your panties…

    42. THARUN KUMAR E. says:

      For every1 known is a drop unknown is an ocean…..

    43. Whitney s. says:

      “I know I just got married but LOOK at the ass on that girl walking down the road, ooooh baby!”

    44. remy s. says:

      happiness

    45. Bridget W. says:

      “Did a really do this..” ‘fake smiling, fake smiling…”

    46. MATT D. says:

      day one ,, and she’s already the king.

    47. Sally T. says:

      take a picture, It won’t last forever.

    48. Sally T. says:

      take a picture, It won’t last forever. No not a duplicate just clicked twice, gona click again and who knows those smiling faces might turn into frowns.

    49. Chaz I. says:

      Just Married – till death do us part

    50. Romie S. says:

      “‘ey check their wedding out! There’s isn’t better than ours anydayyy my Princess” <3

    51. randall j. says:

      “Aren’t we a little over-dressed for McDonald’s?”

    52. Michelle R. says:

      A wedding picture of a couple from the 50′s

    53. PPPSSSTTT… SHES MY SISTER AND I KNOCKED HER UP!! REDNECK SHOTGUN WEDDING AND LOTS OF BEER!!

    54. Jim N. says:

      Thought bubbles:

      Who’d have guessed a one-armed guy would marry a princess? —>

      <— I wonder whether he really believes the princess bit?

    55. sheba w. says:

      hellooooo honeymoon

    56. Amy R. says:

      Hope I didn’t use all your hair gel honey..

    57. Mari S. says:

      Queen for a day, but I don’t quite have the wave down yet!

    58. Jackie S. says:

      Omg. Is this what it’s like to have an old fashioned wedding. Lol

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