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I try to do manly stuff shirtless, it makes it more manly.
“I mean…if you can’t open the pickle jar, it might be time to see other people. I’m not ready to give up pickles.”
If dad can’t open it, nobody can!!
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I really need to hit the gym!!!
Okay, so every morning this is what I do to maintain my muscle strength. Best exercise ever, cause my diet is all about what’s in jars only!
All Strain; No Gain!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers……..it was a lot easier than opening this jar!
How hard can this be?
I should have let my wife open it. But no I told her I got this!
Basically, I’m in a pickle.
All this humiliation… for a pickle?
when a man pretends is actually as hard to open as his girlfriend says it is
What a waste of time, I workout and still the pickle jar is stronger!!
I think I should have ate me some spinach!
We’re in a pickle. First, fake news, now fake muscles.
Men who can open a pickle jar, give yourselves 10 points.
The alpha male fails the attempt of impressing his lover.
If my wife can do it, then so can I!!
No loss! Looks like pickled Brussels Sprouts, anyway.
When you win a jar of pickles neck minnit can’t open the jar
I guess I need a woman to open this jar of pickles. At lest they can open it for me.
Pickles, $2.25. Chiropractor, $225.
When guys go to the gym for a day and feel like superman, but then reality hits…
Yep. She’s definately mad at me.
She been working out more too…
Honey, I’m sorry. Will you open this please?
Darn, I knew I should have bought one of those rubbery jar openers!
Sometimes brain power is better than muscle power. Just hold the bottle upside down, pat it 3 times and open it. That all. Give a trail.
We also have a “25 cent swear jar” in the house and if I cant get these Kosher Dills open in time for supper, I’m gonna be filling up that “other” jar so fast my retirement will be taken care of by the end of the day!
What a pickle of a situation
Check out my pecs and biceps; and I was able to get this fit in just 90 years!!
When you wanna get buff while you are still working your butt off.
“I’ll get that for you, Honey”
Can you help me get out of a pickle?! I’m trying to open a jar of these special pickles from our friends at Vindale Research. Their pickles contain some their special ingredients of surveys, daily caption contests, and online surveys used in their special recipe juice. I want to just taste one Vindale research pickle!!! PLEASE, HONEY!!!
All this working out has done nothing for my grib.
I NEED what’s in that jar
Watch my MMA skills open this jar!
“She’s finally in the mood and I can’t get into the condoms!!”
There is no way I can screw up this pregnancy craving for my wife. I think I just saw her head do a 360. Please open pickle jar..PALEASEEEEEEEEE
Honey, I loosened it, can you get it now?
I can do this!!!
“She HAD to go out with the girls, now I can’t finish making my sandwich!”
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a0ad227f158c7d5e76fc79b766fbc3d2c18d6d6ecc3657285d4bfbb252b8ac8c.jpg I swear my muscles are not photoshop, but was Hulk who closed this jar.
Help! i need to open this jar of fingers!
Dear, this is a DILLY of a jar, and I RELISH the idea of opening these pickles for you, but if you keep yelling and GHERKIN my chain, it may end up being a JARRING experience!
When failing isn’t an option.
Where is my wife when I need her?
I may have the whole body paralyzed with muscle spasms for a few days, but I will open this jar, because I will open it!!! That is one of the pleasures of my culinary life!
Let me loosen that for you!
It’s open… I’m only pretending…. How’s it look? Impressive?
So much for the workout….
When you’re trying to impress her but you skipped arm day at the gym
Popeye was never the same after he gave up spinach for pickles.
Uhhh….my muscles not working even after workout.
Trust me,you can do it.
Dude pop it from behind!
Where IS my wife when I need her!?! I have a craving!!
Sometimes life messes up and you get a jar of pickles instead of a few lemons
This just in:
“THE NUMBER OF MIDDLE AGED SHIRTLESS SKINNY CAUCASIAN MEN COMMITTING ARMED ROBBERY WITH DILL PICKLES AS THIER WEAPONS OF CHOICE, IS ON THE RISE IN AMERICA”,
“HERE’S TOM WITH THE WEATHER”
Don’t give up in no matter what you do.
What a pickle
not another jar of pickles,
Ergh! Where is my wife when I need her?!
Why am I paying to go to the gym every day to improve my upper body strength? It would be cheaper to keep buying these pickle jars and working with them instead.
If i dont eat one of these pickles within the next few minutes, ill go dill-erious
I did not want pickles that bad in the first place
And I try and I try and I try…
Someone want to check my strength.
And this is why you cant let a man do a woman’s job
Rule 3: Feats of Strength
Happy Festivus! I mean….Father’s Day
Buddy needs a jar opener?
NO PAIN NO GAIN
If Zack Snyder directed a movie about an indestructible, super-strength jar, this would be the poster.
Veg om ‘n dieet HOU!
Mommy …… stayed stuck to my fingers !!! Help me take it off!
Nothing can beat one of Grandma’s Pickles, you know she jars them herself…
My arthritis must be acting up again!
Well this is a fine pickle of a situation
When you are being weaned off of pickles!
Não é apenas um pote e o charme para abri-lo…que nos tornam irreverentes
That woman sure is a dilly ! She knew as soon as she left I would get into that bottle so she put super glue on the cover and she sure has me in a pickle !
Mjoulnir Pickles. Are you worthy?
I said that I could open any jar. Low & behold I had to get my hubby to do. I ate my words.
Where is my wife when i need her!!!!
I need to go to the gym more.This mussels are dissolving!!
Wheres my wife when i need her???
Year 2052: study case #33087 male gets pickle cravings.
When the going gets tough, the tough get hungry
Looks like he’s trying to get the pickles ?
Nope. He just realized he’s missed some high paid surveys
Yeah babe I can open it for you because as you know us males can always open what you females can’t ” grabs jar” Arghhhh wtf the jar must be faulty return it to the store
give from your overflow
Man’s greatest struggle
No pain, no gain, no pickles! I better be turning this the right way..
Pickles have me worked up all the time. It’s a love-hate relationship…hate opening the jar but enjoy finishing the jar.
“I been skiving off from the gym & now I’m in a pickle !”
What’s a guy gotta do to get his hands on a pickle?
Fail of the weak…
Wow! What an example of an easy great work out for the entire upper body. No Treadmill, weights, pulleys, barbells, etc. NEEDED. It’s time to call Granny for the rubber jar opener. Hope the jar contents are not sour.
Who needs a gym membership?
Looks like someone forgot to eat there WHEATIES!
I’m sure it’s righty tighty lefty loosey…or is it the other way around?
When are they going to quit making child-proof bottles?
Im a eggplant absorbing everything
I almost have it, just a little more!
Must. Eat. Soon.
This is why the government is doing what it is doing. Because it thinks someone needs help opening a jar, of pickles? KMA. That’s a pictures of Matley by the way everyone. Ain’t he so strong? Why can’t he do it? Open the JAR? I like GHERKIN the chain below 😉 Ok…. Loosen it up Baby…. or open it up baby, Matley is standing there waitin’, he was hired to see what is feels like to be touched between the legs and now he has to go house to house to see if you all feel the same way, or however it is that you all feel… The gov’t can do those types of things?
Where’s the Missus?…lol
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