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” stop eating all the lettuce , your being Shellfish! “
Hey. I like your shell. Wanna go out?
Sue, just because you’re going vegan, doesn’t mean I have to too!!
We should hit the salad bar more often!
“I love you, but please stop eating so loud!” “Huh? Okay, sorry, nom, nom, nom.”
“The little girl next door plucked my Daisy and she tore it apart saying something about He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not!”…
” Well I love you, so here, you can have mine.”
This doesn’t taste like chicken!
(one on left) Who drew the pic of the panda on my shell?? Why are his paws reaching for my neck??
Very observant, I had to look again to find it.
I told you all they had here was salad!!
Two turtles make a pair.
“Get your face out of your food for one second! One second! I want to have a conversation during dinner for once!”
Marge I’m telling you, daisy leaves are the new superfood!!
Touch that flower and I’ll flip you over and leave you there!
Nice picnic, but Sweety….Where’s the Beef!
Dear, whats taking you so long to eat your dinner? Would you prefer turtle soup ??
I think we should take our relationship slow…
Hell yea… I told you this one had the flower.
The turtle on the left gives the turtle on the right a flower and says, “Wow baby, you sure do look turtle-ish-eous!”
What am i a rabbit or a turtle
This restaurant idea of yours sucks, man! Next time, my place!
Fastest one gets the flower.
Thanks for the flower.
Happy valentines. We go green.
“Psst – hey you gonna eat that? I’ll clean your bed for a month if you pass it over”
Great salad my turtle love!
So this is what flower power is all about?
I hope you like this fine restaurant I picked.
Why do you have to be such a copycat?
Hey your eating my lunch
Your place or mine?
I say we go grab a burger
Natural selection: turtles over flowers
“THIS? is the all-you-can-eat salad bar??”
“Well, that’s what’s left of it after we took our sweet time getting here from our table…”
such a slow start for spring.
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Turtle Ninja Power! http://tryvindale.com/VzmcMlpj
Aren’t there supposed to be books between us?
if you try to steal my lunch, you’re gonna be pushin daisies, bro
” When you take someone out to eat and they only order a salad “
Boy, do these leaves ever taste bitter!
This DANDELION is making me THISTY!
Let go my Flower
OK, who’s the wise guy who started the rumor we’re vegetarians?
Hey, leave some for me.
Going to prepare chamomile tea for my bloated stomach !!
That awkward moment when you smell a fart and you know that it wasn’t you.
I got you babe!!
You gonna eat that daisy?
Would you prefer Green Goddess or Strawberry Vinaigrette?
I never promised you a rose garden…
I believe in Love Baby…Do You
Were fighting for those flowers!
“Blahhh! You have got to be the worst cook in the world!”
Must be spring, we are on that daisy diet again.
“Oh Margaret they caught us! Quick, be still! They’ll think we’re lawn ornaments!”
Honey, I said I’d go on a diet with you, but this is ridiculous!
“Eat your greens, dear. And your yellows, and your whites.”
“Leave Me Alone”
What do you want in your green smoothie dear? Kale, Daisy or Bamboo?
Kale or Daisy, NO bamboo! The last time I ate Bamboo, I got this Panda on my back!
Seriously…. This?!?! Where’s the beef?
“Did someone say, bring your own flower?”
I’m so glad we slowed down long enough to smell the flowers
He took me out on a date and brought me a daisy doesn’t he know it’s a weed. “Bad date”.
I bought you a flower because love should be simple. I also brought some arugula because it is spicy just like you.
Where’s the dressing?
Whoa! Slow down, don’t inhale your salad!
meatless Mondays be like…
Let’s Just Take Things Slow.
What kind of leaf is this, Joey? This is “turtley” delicious.
‘Let’s have a quickie after some food.’
‘Including the flower?’
So the one turtle says to the other turtle…”weed definitely should eat this”.
-On the side is the big thing for you.
-I just like my salad the way I want it. With the flower on the side.
-I know, high maintenance..
Hey honey…I’m sick of salad. Let’s go out for pizza!
How often do you come here to eat
#captionthis IDA(the tur-tle): “Frank, I told you to wash off that skull tattoo!” ” How “hareless of you!” (no pun intended “tortoise and the Hare”).
You only give me flowers when your guilty of something
Right turtle: “I don’t think the salad is as fresh as-”
Left Turtle: “I know about you and Steve”
With this flower, I thee wed.
You can pout all you want but no dessert flower until you have eaten all your greens first!
So near yet so far!!!
Turtle (right) “You know what this needs?” Turtle (left) “No. What? A dollop of daisy?” Turtle (right) “Oh, slow your roll, funny girl.” Turtle (left) ~~Do-do a dollop of Daisy~~ Turtle (right) “What the shell?”
The only Daisey i like is Daisey Duke,
Tut Tut Daisey
woow this tuttle use skull tatoo xD in the shell
Oh my is this the only thing we eating salad and why one flower.❤
First one to finish their salad get the dessert flower… and Go
Oh Henry why can’t you just wait for the meal to come?
It doesn’t smell like oregano!!!
thats love & care
I got here first !
“This salad is organic, right Harold?”
Take time to smell the daisies
Slower than a turtle
You always get the flower!
Stop eating so fast, dear. Slow down!
“When your wife goes on a health kick and these are your options…”
Son, finish all of your veggies before me and you can get a Skull tattoo on your shell just like mine
First one who smelt it, dealt it….
I’ve lost ten pounds since we started this diet, but most of it was carapace.
Are you going to say thank you?
Does anyone wants a piece of the wedding cake? I would like the flower piece. LOL
Good vs Evil
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Oh know Salad for dinner again .
I bet I can eat all this much faster than you Fran!!!
I’m not eating this s#!t !!
“Slow down Earl, you’ll choke!”
I am not the salad and water type girl!!
Where’s the beef???
“Good morning Ralph”, “Good morning Joe”, Ugh! “That bloom is mine sweet cheeks, you ate the last one”
60 long years together and you still eat as slow as a tortoise!
Sharing Is Caring
I “shell” eat this lettuce!
Un délice !
This is what you wanted for your LAST MEAL?????
Salad again…I want a divorce
Lol that’v very touching.
I’ll give you a daisy, a-day, dear!!!!
Honey, I love you and I wanted you to have something special for dinner so I made you mixed greens, and the daisy is for dessert! Bona Petite
uma imagem grotesca através de uma atitude delicada.
Is anybody going to eat that last napkin?
YING- YANG — in armor!! We were too slow. All the bamboo is gone!!
Just once, I would like a steak with this salad! Diet Shmiet.
Lettuce? What so they think we are, Rabbits?
Shared lunch where the beach know
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